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  • Street Fighter x Tekken (Capcom, 2012)

    Street Fighter x Tekken (Capcom, 2012)

    Developed/Published by: Dimps, Capcom / Capcom
    Released: 19 October, 2012
    Completed: 3rd August, 2014
    Completion: Beat the arcade mode a bunch of times (twice on the hardest setting, actually) and played a bunch of the other modes. It’ll do. 
    Trophies / Achievements: 40%

    Well, if a wee guy from France can win Evo by playing Rose with a PS1 controller, I’m sure I can stand to play Street Fighter x Tekken with a Vita, even though it’s only got four face buttons and they’re tiny.

    No, I can’t.

    Will I ever play it again? Nope.

    Final Thought: Well, obviously I played it for ages, but it’s horrible. What’s with this gem thing? Gives you bonuses or something for playing in particular ways, or being weak in others? But you’ve got all these menus to navigate to select them, and they’re totally incomprehensible in the moment, like, you have no idea what you’re opponent’s packing and how to deal with it?

    Just a total abomination. 

    However! I will give them a lot of points for making people who suffer through this game some utterly absurd cut-scenes. Abel, obsessed with petting the bear from Tekken, or Zangief and Rufus’ amazing transformation.