• Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (Intelligent Systems, 2008)

    Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon (Intelligent Systems, 2008)

    Developed/Published by: Intelligent Systems, Nintendo SPD Group No.2 / NintendoReleased: February 16, 2009Completed: 10th March, 2014Completion: Got all the way to the final level, gave up and watched…

  • Toy Soldiers: Cold War (Signal Studios, 2011)

    Toy Soldiers: Cold War (Signal Studios, 2011)

    I really liked the original Toy Soldiers. This, however…

  • Mirror’s Edge (DICE, 2008)

    Mirror’s Edge (DICE, 2008)

    Developed/Published by: DICE / EA Released: November 12th, 2008Completed: 23rd February, 2014Completion: Completed the main game without shooting anyone. (I felt zero urge to mop up any other achievements.)Trophies / Achievements: 410/1250 Mirror’s Edge…

  • Resident Evil 5 (Capcom, 2009)

    Resident Evil 5 (Capcom, 2009)

    In which I can only vaguely remember the game I’m writing about.

  • Threes! (Vollmer/Wohlwend, 2014)

    Threes! (Vollmer/Wohlwend, 2014)

    I spent six hours—more or less exactly, I checked—playing Threes on Sunday and at the end I decided I didn’t really ever want to play it again.

  • Fable III (Lionhead Studios, 2010)

    Fable III (Lionhead Studios, 2010)

    Fable III is a complete failure.